Shaun’s Blog

Lady and gentlemen, I am proud to announce to you that Yvette’s Boutique is now open till 6PM!

Bridal gowns, tuxedos, pageant stuff, red hats, casual and cruise wear and more!

You could even click the delightful link entitled
“HAVE YOUR
PORTRAIT PAINTED !!
YVETTE’S WILL
PAINT YOUR
PORTRAIT IN OIL ON
CANVAS !!”

If you go there now, you can even get “30% off select shoes !!”

No but seriously, visit the website below. I am not responsible for any seizures, vomiting or crashed web browsers.

http://yvettesbridalformal.com/index.htm
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Jesus….. my eyes.

I ordered chinese food to be delivered last night, to find they had inserted some fortune cookies with my order.

Once I had eaten my dinner, I opened my first cookie to be greeted with wise words of wisdom and influence that would no doubt influence me to be a better person.

“If you can dream it, then you can achieve it.”

I opened my second tasty snack with my head held high in the knowledge that I can achieve.

Only to have my dreams dashed.

“Remember, no matter how hard you try, there is always a million people better than you.”

Oh thanks..

I think I’ll go cry myself to sleep.

Some chaps at Video Jug have released a handy tutorial video to clear up any misconceptions about man to man hugging.

During this four minute presentation, you will learn how to hug properly, the proper use of the back pat, when to hug and how long to hold it whilst maintaining your masculinity.

The Man Hug

I consider myself informed.

After suffering for years with Karoo’s poor service, high prices, slow broadband rollout, then finally getting broadband only to discover my 56K modem offered comparable speeds, this really has to take the cake.

I wondered why my “upto 8-mbit” connection was only acheiving a 65 KB/s speed from Usenet, so I consulted my ISPs trusty “Service Status Page” to be greeted with a simple answer to my question.

Yep. Karoo are experiencing problems.

Thanks trusty friend!