For those who actually played outside during their childhood (why would you do that?), Sooty and Sweep is a kids TV show which from the 1950s which still runs to this present day. Infact, in June 2008 some geezer called Richard Cadell bought the rights to Sooty and they will be releasing Sooty again. Who’s taking bets that it’s awful?

Who also hates little cousin Scampy too? What an annoying little vermine. Sweep was my favourite character. He just wanted bones and sausages

Anywhere here are the lyrics for Sooty & co. for nostalgia:

Hey ho! It’s Sooty and co.!
Everybody say “hello” (hello!)
There’s Sooty, and Sweep, a panda called Soo,
And little cousin Scampy, too!

There’ll be fun galore with the terrible four,
Just you wait and see!

It’s Sooty and company! Sooty and company!

Here’s a full episode:

They’re planning on releasing a Thundercats movie in 2010.

There is no further information on IMDB Free and I am not an IMDBpro subscriber so don’t have any more information.

Check it out Thundercats (2010) @ IMDB

I hope it doesn’t dissapoint me (like X-Men and Transformers did).

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You could even click the delightful link entitled
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If you go there now, you can even get “30% off select shoes !!”

No but seriously, visit the website below. I am not responsible for any seizures, vomiting or crashed web browsers.

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Jesus….. my eyes.

Once I had eaten my dinner, I opened my first cookie to be greeted with wise words of wisdom and influence that would no doubt influence me to be a better person.

“If you can dream it, then you can achieve it.”

I opened my second tasty snack with my head held high in the knowledge that I can achieve.

Only to have my dreams dashed.

“Remember, no matter how hard you try, there is always a million people better than you.”

Oh thanks..

I think I’ll go cry myself to sleep.

During this four minute presentation, you will learn how to hug properly, the proper use of the back pat, when to hug and how long to hold it whilst maintaining your masculinity.

The Man Hug

I consider myself informed.

I wondered why my “upto 8-mbit” connection was only acheiving a 65 KB/s speed from Usenet, so I consulted my ISPs trusty “Service Status Page” to be greeted with a simple answer to my question.

Yep. Karoo are experiencing problems.

Thanks trusty friend!

I decided to attempt this recipe for myself. What type of wondrous food could these ingredients possibly create:

Step 1. Stuff
A hand blender, salt, English mustard, pepper, onion, egg, garlic granules (or clove), parsley and five rashers of bacon.

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It used to open in a javascript window resized to the size of the image to make the below average user believe their PC was seconds away from being hacked. If I remember correctly, it was executed by Bonzi, the same company that made that crappy Bonzi Buddy spyware that took over your desktop and shoved targeted pop up ads down your throat and hijacked your browser.

What other stuff do you remember from the days of Internets olde?

Without a clue on what to buy me, my family members decided to damage my liver to ensure I have a premature death due to some alcohol related illness.

My stash is as follows:

Left to right:
Bulleit Bourbon, Woodford Reserve Bourbon, Maker’s Mark (My firm favourite), Jim Beam (Black Label) and the obvious Jack Daniel’s

What did you get for Christmas? and what alcohol did you receive?