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Unfortune Cookies

June 26th, 2008 by Shaun

I ordered chinese food to be delivered last night, to find they had inserted some fortune cookies with my order.

Once I had eaten my dinner, I opened my first cookie to be greeted with wise words of wisdom and influence that would no doubt influence me to be a better person.

My Fortune Cookie - Sh4un.co.uk
“If you can dream it, then you can achieve it.”

I opened my second tasty snack with my head held high in the knowledge that I can achieve.

Only to have my dreams dashed.

My Fortune Cookie 2 - Sh4un.co.uk
“Remember, no matter how hard you try, there is always a million people better than you.”

Oh thanks..

I think I’ll go cry myself to sleep.

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3 Responses to “Unfortune Cookies”

  1. on 26 Jun 2008 at 9:59 pm   Duncan UNITED KINGDOM Windows XP Internet Explorer 7.0
    Using Internet Explorer Internet Explorer 7.0 on Windows Windows XP

    They would have been better opened in the other order…

    in short “There are people better than you…
    But you can still achieve anything!”

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  2. on 27 Jun 2008 at 11:57 pm   Iain UNITED KINGDOM Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.14
    Using Mozilla Firefox Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.14 on Windows Windows XP

    I am one of those million, Lol, see what I did there, I totally PWN3D you.

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  3. on 28 Jun 2008 at 2:04 am   Silvergunner UNITED KINGDOM Windows Vista Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.12
    Using Mozilla Firefox Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.12 on Windows Windows Vista

    I opened one once, and got “You will die very soon”

    That was 2 years ago. Go figure about the authenticity of the claims…

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